Anyway, I want a pet monkey. It's hard to find one around here - once I saw a monkey for sale at a pet store, but it was too expensive. So, I tried to steal it by stuffing it down my pants. Did you know monkeys don't like confined spaces? Oh, and they're biters. On a side note, insurance doesnt cover it if you have to get a rabies shot because youve been bit in the crotch by a monkey.
Off to find a toothless monkey to steal,
Dys
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