what's next - a laser razor?

Really, a 5-bladed razor? Gillette, what the hell are you thinking? First the mach-3, then Schick comes out with the quattro (yes, we know, quattro means 4), then Gillette says - hey, since we make Duracell batteries, why don't we start shoving some in disposable razors and see who buys it? and comes out with the m3 power. Now, don't get me wrong, I love the m3 power, because it's the first razor blade in a long time that allows me to not pass out from blood loss once I've finished shaving.... but 5 blades is just fucking scary. I can't wait to just go get that laser hair removal - I can't see myself ever having anything other than a goatee, so I'm fine with lasering off everything else. On my face, you perverts.

Dys