Namaste bitches!

So, where were we? Oh yeah, I believe I was telling you about my life.

Fun Fact #1: I now have Tivo. I put it off as long as I could, but I finally broke down this weekend and picked up Tivo. Best Buy had a sale where it was basically free after rebate plus a BB gc, and the monthly fees were actually a little cheaper than if I went with my cable provider (up yours Verizon, for trying to charge me an 'upgrade fee'!). Now, I've got season passes for 24, Lost, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force - and I just need to add the remote functionality to the bigass Sony all-in-one I have.

Fun Fact #2: Yoga rocks. Yeah, I started yoga on Monday. As emasculating as it was, I was all stretched out (and a little sore), and so relaxed you would have had to start a fire on my desk to get me to jump. The class is 7 women.... and me, so that's kinda sad. I was worried that I may cause some embarassing moment - but according to one guy I work with, it might just be the opposite:
"Keep in mind - the first time one of the ladies gets relaxed and lets one slip, no matter where you are in the class they are going to blame it on you."

Fun Fact #3: Dreams suck. I'm trying to quit smoking. I know, those two sentences don't seem to go together, but follow me here. I'm trying to quit, so I'm taking a medicine called Chantix - which states that one possible side effect is 'vivid dreams'. I hear this as I start to take the meds last week, and think - so what, I have vivid dreams already. Then, the night before last, I wake up once in the middle of the night because of a dream. Kinda sucks, I vaguely remember it the next morning, but nothing major. Fast forward to last night - where I must have woken up once every hour because of vivid dreams. Everything from shopping cart races back home to being chased through castles by old college buddies - whatever dream it was, the shit was so vivid it woke me up and messed me up. At 7am I tried to get up, and was so exhausted I fell back asleep. I swear to god if I have another night like last night, I will officially go crazy!

Fun Fact #4: tax returns rule. Yup, did my taxes, getting money back. Xbox 360, here I come!

Fun Fact #5: I'm gone.
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