A hiatus for 3 years? More like a "lazy-atus", amirite? Who even has the time to blog today, besides....millions of people. Oh well. Since I tweet sporadically but often, at least I've set a precedent for how I'm going to blog. Poorly. (zing) Mostly I'd like to use this to carry on 160+ rants, so we'll see what happens.
PS. I've cherrypicked/saved some of my previous posts because they make me laugh, so enjoy that shit son!