A severed foot would be the ultimate stocking stuffer

I'm not sure I can relate this story so it's nearly as funny as I think it is... but of course I will try. Yesterday I went to lunch with 2 female coworkers - one of which is wonderfully well endowed. This female - which I will refer to as Busty LaRue - was wearing a low-cut shirt, and I was doing my level best not to look at her chest. Which, considering I am such a breast man there are bras named after me, was a herculean feat.
Today, I was talking to the other coworker about Busty, and I remarked that it was difficult for me to not stare. She said, and I quote: 'I know, I just gave up and stared. They are scrumptious." I literally fell over with laughter and laid down in the hallway, where other a third coworker was concerned that I was having a heart attack.

Scrumptious, indeed!
Dys

Google, you broke my heart

So, I was reading this week's Newsweek - in it, there's a brief article about Google, Yahoo and Microsoft providing search engines with "built-in censorship of critical political content, news sites and information about democracy" to China. This makes me sad. China is not the nicest place in the world to learn things on your own, what with ISP policing and the need for underground Internet cafes - but is it necessary for these 3 giants to change what they essentially do just to get a business contract? I understand, China is just behind the US in Internet users (130 million and counting), but didn't Google kind of start their business because of circumstances like this? Hell, Google's motto is 'Don't be evil' dammit! When did it change to 'Don't be evil, but conform to evil if the money is good.' They came up with a search engine that was revelant because it didn't filter for anything other validity. I don't know what I'd do if I used Google and their search results didn't contain valid sites I was really interested in just because someone paid them not to show it to me. Oh yeah, I'd boycott them.

I'm going to go and have a good cry,
Dys